Name Your College Course
City College of San Francisco has a proposition.
Since over 800 classes might be cancelled next year, the school's chancellor, Don Griffin has come up with a cunning plan.
Anyone who coughs up $6,000 can have the course renamed to their choosing.Â
Let's get started Freedom Haters!
Imagine the fun we could have renaming college classes.
Here are a few thoughts:
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-Women's Studies
Rename it: "Tight Butts Drive Me Nuts!"Â
-Evolution and Darwin's Theory
Rename it: "God's Cruel Test For the Unfaithful."Â
-Psychology 101
Rename it: "The College Course Every Stripper Says She's Enrolled In."Â
-Spanish
Rename it: "Spanish Ole!"
What college course would you rename if you had $6,000? Freedom Haters wants to know!Â





New Course Names
A series of courses altered to tell the story of my education:
-Chemistry/Pharmacology
Rename it: "You Feel Anything Yet...?"
-French
Rename it: "Whoah, I'm Tripping Heavy! Let's Tongue-Kiss"
-History
Rename it: "Anyone Remember How Many Milligrams I Took Last Night?"
-Criminology
Rename it: "Oh Shit, it's the Pigs!"
Course
Music 101 - "My mouth is tired of playing the skin flute"
Wait...what?
Other Course Names
Gym - "Jimmy"
German -- "Don't Mention The War"
Theater - "Theatre"
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