Hey! Remember our funny, funny cool friends at Vice magazine and their funny, funny feature: Fashion DO's and DON'Ts? To bring you back up to speed, the gang at VIce makes fun of what people wear which, in turn, makes us feel good about ourselves because we're NOT those people. 

We at Freedom Haters would like to do the same. Except our way of making you--the reader feel good about yourselves is to make fun of bad food photography, in a regular feature we call:

Bad Food Photography DOs and DON'Ts

Yes, we applaud restaurants that photograph items on their menu and make them appear less appealing. 

DON'T

What fucking cancerous  douche bag blew a loogie on this plate of fries? Isn't this how the movie Outbreak started? 

DON'T

it's easy to hate undercooked chicken, but what sells it for us is the glistening coat of perspiration on the surface that makes the leg combo look like it broke a massive sweat in order to present itself on the plate. 

DON'T

More brains! More brains! 

DON'T

Let's thank the science lab for their microscopic photo of the sickle cell anemia virus. 

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