The Funniest Porn Movies Named After Hollywood Movies

Published by Harmon on April 25th, 2009 in AMERICAN DREAM, porn, IRONY

   

That funny, funny porn industry. Not only do they provide hot girl-on-girl action but they also have hilarious named porn movie; especially when they parody popular Hollywood movies or events in the news. The funniest usually involves a really bad pun and sexual double entendre.

Here are a few of my hilarious-named favorites:

 

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA 

               

In the Kurt Russell classic, Big Trouble In Little China, an All-American trucker gets dragged into a centuries-old mystical battle in Chinatown. In porn’s version, an interracial cast of petite cuties love having their tiny who-ha’s satisfied by men with huge Jeffersons.  Kurt Russell should be so lucky !

Spoiler Alert: There’s lots of boning.

 

 

Canaderek's picture

PrecumDaters

Submitted by Canaderek on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 12:31.

I'd thought that "Shaving Ryan's Privates" was my own, original idea, but I just googled it - it's real. Dammit.

So how about:

"Cuntsablanca"

"Star Wars (with boobs)"

"The Assin' of the Christ"

Harmon's picture

Meat In the Parents

Submitted by Harmon on Mon, 04/27/2009 - 17:13.

My favorites of porn movies that don't exist in reality would be:

 

Meat In the Parents (Meet the Parents)

Schlongler's List (Shindler's List)

Harry Dangling Balls On My Chin (Harry Potter) 

Canaderek's picture

*****

Submitted by Canaderek on Tue, 04/28/2009 - 13:59.

Five stars for "Harry Dangling Balls On My Chin" - one penis, WAY up!

Grab some popcorn and kleenex, it's time for MORE!!!:

"Complimentary Whale Genitals" (Free Willy)

"Dude, Why Is There Semen In My Hair?" (Dude, Where's My Car?)

"Dick" (Dick)

 

notes: popcorn container w/outer walls tissue-lined (call it "popporn"? "The snack that's buttered * inside and out!"?) Getting ahead of self. Calm down, stop cluttering this otherwise delightful freedomhaters item, and call Sondra re patenting.

nicole's picture

Wow.

Submitted by nicole (not verified) on Thu, 04/30/2009 - 23:50.

That's attractive.

Anonymous's picture

sssss

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 01/08/2010 - 16:06.

sssss

Anonymous's picture

 How about the gay-movie: Men

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 03/07/2010 - 13:05.

 How about the gay-movie: Men in Black Men?

justin's picture

es” that would be guarded for

Submitted by justin (not verified) on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 12:12.

es” that would be guarded for safety. Still, as our own financial meltdown has shown, al

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hey

Submitted by Bush Nitin (not verified) on Mon, 05/31/2010 - 01:09.

Gay movies are very popular in internet scandals..... be aware of it.... --------------------- adult games

emrah's picture

thanks

Submitted by emrah (not verified) on Sat, 06/26/2010 - 16:05.

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Do they ever spare anyone !

Submitted by SumanTagor (not verified) on Mon, 07/12/2010 - 07:03.

Do they ever spare anyone ! .... Wagh...... Porn & porn verywhere, people just bet it mobile sports betting

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Radiation Signs

Submitted by Radiation Signs (not verified) on Wed, 07/14/2010 - 01:27.

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Those are some really funny

Submitted by Jhonny Vaz (not verified) on Sat, 07/24/2010 - 19:20.

Those are some really funny porn name movies. Crazy. I bet they are from 70's or 80's

lol

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