If I had a chimpanzee, I would surely dress it up in “people clothes.” I think it would be “funny.” But does the chimp have any say in the matter? Hell no. And when that day comes and it attacks me, why would people be so damn surprised?

With that said, here are Freedom Haters' top animals who have gone on and attacked their owners.

Like those who rub elbows with the mob, maybe they thought they were much closer than they really were?