FiveFingers Don't Always Make A Fist

Published by Harmon on July 23rd, 2009 in products, IRONY

 Okay, Freedom Haters thought the Wearable Towel was the most idiotic contraption of 2009. We are sadly wrong.

Three thumbs up go to FiveFingers. Basically, it's a shoe that looks like a foot. Or a glove for your feet. Freedom Haters thinks that FiveFingers would look great matched with a Wearable Towel while wandering around in public, in order to make people question your complete sanity. The only thing that could top off that combo is talking loudly on a cell phone that doesn't have a battery in it. 

Freedom Haters also wonders why FiveFingers isn't called FiveToes. Is this company completely insane? 

 

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