Celebrity Diets

 

There’s a supermodel diet. It involves a dab of toothpaste followed by a finger down the throat, mixed with the occasional glass of wine and line of coke in order to keep their bony clothes-hanger figure.  In weight-conscience L.A., dieting seems to be the preferred activity of the stars that constantly have to:

 

a) Prepare for screen rolls.

b) Land the next big part. 

Let’s find out what some of the L.A. celebrities are feasting on these days.

 

molly's picture

Awww come on!

A lot of models at every agency got dropped last year due to the weight issue, most of the short girls had to leave also. Now, there's just the whole maintaing weight issue.

I know this sounds bitter, but heavier models still don't book as many jobs over skinner models.

Harmon's picture

Posh Spice

 but what about Posh Spice and the Full House twin who aren't models?

molly's picture

well....

They are just stupid.

Anonymous's picture

willy

willy wonka is a fat person and he needs to grow smaller and go on such a huge diet he drowns in his own bones.... lol

Anonymous's picture

willy

willy wonka is a fat person and he needs to grow smaller and go on such a huge diet he drowns in his own bones.... lol

BSaget's picture

Mary KATE Olson

It's Mary KATE Olson. Try showing a little respect for one of the greatest actresses of our generation.

Harmon's picture

Wrong!

 The other Olson twin is a muuuuuuuuuuuch better actor. 

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