The Paul Blart Mall Cop release date celebration continues on Freedom Haters with a challenge. We challenge thee to a game of online Paul Blart Mall Maze, where the hunters and the huntees hunt in a shopping mall. Paul Blart Mall Cop rides his self-balancing mobility device in the mall and must eat pellets off the mall floor while avoiding motorcycles, a scathing commentary on consumerism.

When Paul Blart Mall Cop eats a lollipop off the floor, however, he turns into Kevin James and eats motorcycles. Pac-Man is spinning in his grave. Can you beat the high score on Paul Blart Mall Maze? The score to beat is:

700 points. Good luck!