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Woo At The Zoo Animal Sex Talk: Do It Like On The Discovery Channel!
A pair of men are told to stand up. “The two of them together are nowhere near the size of a blue-whale penis,” a grizzly woman says, as impressed “oohs” and “aahs” rumble through the crowd.
“Now we’re going to turn to vaginas,” she exclaims to the group, shifting gears. “Vaginas so large you could lose your entire family in them while driving a Jeep Cherokee.” A large elephant coochie is flashed on screen. (Not wanting to shock, I will instead show this less offensive picture of penguins copulating.)
Those are just a few of the interesting facts I learned at “Woo at the Zoo,” a brunch-time lecture held this past Valentine’s Day at the San Francisco Zoo.While most men were using the day to cozy up to their significant others, I spent mine surrounded by total strangers looking at slides of animals having sex. It doesn’t get any more romantic than that.
That’s right, I spent three hours (you can read the entire story at Asylum) learning such things as how pigs have a corkscrew penis and routinely ejaculate more than a pint of semen? Did you know that jellyfish are into oral sex, opossums have the ability to get pregnant even if they are already pregnant and lemurs like to take part in gangbangs?
Oh yeah, there were visuals as well. Ewwww. Our gracious host even showed us how in inseminate an elephant.
Find out what the most awesome zoo-sanctioned discussion in history was like at Asylum.
In-Your-Face Christian Teen Abstinence Videos: Take The Virginity Pledge!
Here's a day brightener: zany Christian teen abstinence videos brought to you by the folks at Silver Ring Thing.
This touring show promotes teen abstinence though their in-your-face touring show that features laser lights, dj's, comedy sketches, and of course, the silver ring pledge: all teens in attendance put on a silver ring as a pledge to stay a virgin. The silver ring will only be taken off when they are married! The silver ring is supposed to act as some sort of virginity force field for horny teens.
Check out this in-your-face video. It kind of has the flavor of a Nazi propaganda film:
The fun rolls on with the Silver Ring Things series of teen abstinence TV commercial spoofs that tote such messages as sex will cause death (perhaps condom use and knowledge would prevent that?).
As the Christian teen abstinence logic goes, of course you can't teach kids about methods of birth control and protection: that would be like telling kids it's okay to go drunk driving. Yes a firm grip on the Bible is all hormone-filled kids need to know about not having sex before marriage.
5 Things To Do On A Porn Set (Other Than Have Sex)
You might feel like a little kid running amok in a candy shot if you ever had a chance to spend a day on a porn set.
Never fear, Freedom Haters got to spend an afternoon in an industrial section of North Hollywood (across from a sheet-metal shop) on a porn set.
Other than getting your kit off and diving into the action here are 5 things you can do on a porn set besides getting naked or having sex with one of the porn stars.
 So let's take a Freedom Haters journey into the world of porn shoots and show you all the fun that can be had on a porn set.Â
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Life Is Like A Ping Pong Ball In A Bangkok Strip Club
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Seeing a woman shoot a ping-pong ball out of her who-ha has always been a secret dream of mine.
Not as an exploitative sort of thing, but more out of a curiosity for human nature. That's why I'm in Bangkok--sex capital of Asia. Land of smiles. Land of really unique strip clubs.
When in Bangkok, one must sojourn to Patpong Road. It's strip bar street. It must be done! It's like going to Disneyland and not seeing Mickey Mouse.
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Scholarly Paper on Teen Sex Comedies of the 80s
Just stumbled across this pretty awesome essay about 80s teen sex comedy flicks.
Never in a million years would I picture myself writing the word "awesome" in front of "essay", not to mention that it's all followed by "80s teen sex comedy flicks."
The times they were a changin'. Before the interwebs, there was this thing called "cable" where you had to go to see all of your pr0n.
A lot of these movies never even had a theatrical release, or a limited one, and wound up finding their audience on cable.
Just take a look at some of these gems...
