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Is This A Sign of Twitter’s Slow Death March?

Published by Harmon on December 15th, 2009 in Twitter, INTERNET

Remember the days of 2008 when Twitter was the tech- rage-of-the-moment? Well, TechCrunch has reported:

Yes, at some point this week, Facebook will roll out the ability to send your status updates to its rival, Twitter, we’ve confirmed. This will be built-in directly to its UI and not through some separate app you have to install, we’re told. It will be similar to the functionality it rolled out for its Pages feature in August, but this will be available on all profiles.

The feature will be built right into the Facebook user’s interface. Yes, Twitter has officially jumped the shark. Let Twitter join hands with My Space and let the death march begin.

 

Worst Celebrity Imposter Twitters In History

Published by Harmon on October 21st, 2009 in media, Twitter, INTERNET, IRONY

 We all have fun with this whole Twitter nonsense; especially when it comes to celebrities.  

With only the use of 140 characters, it's always exciting to find out whether or not Nicole Ritchie is going out for a cappucinno, or what kind of cupcakes Alyssa Milano likes.

 But Freedom Haters all time favorite type of celebrity tweet has got to be the fake celebrity tweets. Yes, sites set up by imposters posing as such notables as William Shatner, Christopher Walken, and Ewan McGregor, which  have imposters with tens of thousands of followers.

Now the fun might be over. Twitter is cracking down on fake celebrity accounts after being sued over an imposter profile. St. Louis Cardinal's manager  Tony La Russa, who took legal action after discovering his name on a fake account. 

So here're a few famous celebrities' Twitters. I'll let you determine if they are real or if they are...............TWITTER IMPOSTERS!

 

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Has Twitter Twatted?

Published by Harmon on July 16th, 2009 in Twitter, INTERNET

Has  everyone' s favorite application-of-the-moment finally jumped the shark? Freedom Haters learned that a hacker stole confidential documents from Twitter and sent the files to such websites as TechCrunch. 

Is this the last twat in Twitter's twitdom?

Do we still have to listen to the likes of Ashton Kutcher and Diddy  rant about loving Twitter, while we pretend that Twitter is the most important tech app of the 21st Century? (Or at least 2009.) 

Besides having a French Hacker (who goes by the tag "Hacker Croll") easily hack into Twitter and compromise celebrity-Twitter- spokesman Ashton Kutcher's account, let's look what else has been going on in the Twitter-sphere that points to all things jumping the shark:

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Famous Twitters: This Week Galileo

Published by Harmon on June 12th, 2009 in Twitter, INTERNET

 

We at Freedom Haters would like to salute the world of Twitter. Especially Celebrity Tweets. We find this an amazing service to society because it allows us (mere peasants) to know when our favorite celebrities are walking their dog, going to a fab party, or enjoying a delicious croissant (mmmm croissants). 

This week Freedom Haters' Celebrity Tweets brings you: Galileo! 

 

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Nacho Thursday: Children's Twitters to @AskNachos

Published by spiegelmania on May 28th, 2009 in Twitter, NACHOS

Thanks to Twitter, children can now ask nacho-related questions through the internet, like Tom, age 6, did when he poised a series of question to Twitter superstar, AskNachos. Nacho Thursdays has the transcripts:

 

TomAge6 @AskNachos What's in super nachos? 
about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific 

AskNachos @TomAge6 nachos w tortilla chips, cheese + super ingredients like beans, tomatoes, lettuce, cheese, meat, sour cream, guacamole, + cilantro. 
about 58 minutes ago from twhirl in reply to TomAge6 

TomAge6 @AskNachos why? 
about 57 minutes ago from Twitterrific in reply to AskNachos 

AskNachos @TomAge6 since these nachos are bigger than regular nachos, they are called "super nachos." 
about 55 minutes ago from twhirl in reply to TomAge6 

TomAge6 @AskNachos why? 
about 55 minutes ago from Twitterrific in reply to AskNachos

 

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Twitter Has Twatted On CNN

Published by Harmon on April 18th, 2009 in AMERICAN DREAM, Twitter, IRONY

Hey!  Ashton Kutcher is having a Twitter battle with CNN. Well fuck me with the festering stump of a crusty pirate named Salty! Yes, Twitter and CNN have both officially jumped the shark. Last night Larry King Live devoted a whole entire show to its Twitter battle royale with Ashton Kutcher. The news network took on That `70's Show star to see who could be the first to have 1 million Twitter followers. 

It was like one long Twitter infomercial, as Larry King became the Billy May pitchman of the trendy application of the moment. 

 

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Tweet This!

Published by Harmon on March 31st, 2009 in Twitter

CELEBRATE!! DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!!!

Twitter is working again!

Now we've got another way for you to hate freedom!!