Freedom Haters Is Pleased To Announce Our Regular New Thursday Feature: Nacho Thursdays!

Photo: Another school closing due to swine flu nachos. Photo possibly Photoshopped. 

It takes a community to eat a plate of nachos. But with community comes swine flu. Just because we're all gonna die, though, doesn't mean we can't be civilized. Dinning with family and friends reinforces human bonding, and sharing plates of nachos reinforces nacho bonding. However, in recent weeks, an alarming epiphany dawned on nacho-eaters and non-nacho-eaters alike: we're all going to die from swine flu. Is this realization precseient or merely hyperbolic paranoia designed to sell nacho columns? 

Play smart when eating nachos. Avoid swine flu symptons when eating nachos. The three symtoms of swine flu are: vomiting, unrelated to nachos; diarrhea, unrelated to nachos; death. 

Here's how to eat nachos and not get sick, from the flu this time: