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King of the Hill in Space!!!
I started doing standup in Austin, Texas back in the 1990s.
One of the regulars at the club was a gentleman by the name of Johnny Hardwick. At the time, he was going by the stage moniker of "John Wally".
He was a pretty damn funny guy. He would do a character called "Little Johnny Aneurysm" where he would do jokes and then the DJ would play a sound effects record with a drill noise on it. Johnny would pretend like he was having a brain aneurysm and then - bravely - continue on with the show.
This was before he was on stage at The Velveeta Room and someone had a heart attack.
Another of the greats at The Velveeta Room was a gentlemen by the name of Howard Beecher. Howard would walk up to you after you just did a set and - even though you killed - would ask you, "Did you go up yet?"
You might know Johnny because he eventually wound up becoming the voice of Dale Gribble on King of the Hill.
One day, in 1993, Howard and Johnny - along with some others - made a movie.
Howard finally got around to putting it online.
Anyway, here it is:
How to Eat Nachos Without Contracting Swine Flu
Freedom Haters Is Pleased To Announce Our Regular New Thursday Feature: Nacho Thursdays!
Photo: Another school closing due to swine flu nachos. Photo possibly Photoshopped.
It takes a community to eat a plate of nachos. But with community comes swine flu. Just because we're all gonna die, though, doesn't mean we can't be civilized. Dinning with family and friends reinforces human bonding, and sharing plates of nachos reinforces nacho bonding. However, in recent weeks, an alarming epiphany dawned on nacho-eaters and non-nacho-eaters alike: we're all going to die from swine flu. Is this realization precseient or merely hyperbolic paranoia designed to sell nacho columns?
Play smart when eating nachos. Avoid swine flu symptons when eating nachos. The three symtoms of swine flu are: vomiting, unrelated to nachos; diarrhea, unrelated to nachos; death.
Here's how to eat nachos and not get sick, from the flu this time:
Funny British Food
Oh you crazy British people with your crazy food!
The front of the packaging alone is funny enough - but click below to get a load of the back....
