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Alex Jones on the ADL Web Site
Alright!
The Anti Defamation League has a devoted a whole page to our favorite 9/11 profiteering nutball, Alex Jones!
Alex was from my 'hood of Austin, Texas and it's been interesting to watch him go from "crazy guy on the community access cable tv station" to "crazy guy hanging out with Charlie Sheen on Fox News".
I remember running into him in the hallway at Austin Community Access TV and asking him about 9/11 theories. He immediately let loose with a barrage of accusations.
One of our comedian friends recalls seeing Alex Jones at Barton Creek, standing in the middle of the stream and telling conspiracy tales while in his swimming suit.
I love the way they more or less distill all of Jones' oeuvre into bullet points:
- There is a conspiracy by malevolent globalists to take over the world and institute a “New World Order” with high-tech slavery;
- In the United States, conspiratorial figures such as “international bankers” and entities ranging from the Federal Reserve to the Council on Foreign Relations to the Bilderberg Group are engaged in a variety of strategies to take over (or extend their hold over) the government and to strip Americans of their rights, especially their rights to free speech and to own firearms;
- Some sort of final conspiratorial takeover of America is imminent, including a declaration of martial law and the incarceration of American citizens in FEMA-run concentration camps.
That's old AJ in a nutshell.
While you're on the ADL website, take a look at this page on The Oath Keepers. Creepy stuff.
Charlie Sheen Talks to Obama about 9/11 (kind of)
From the prisonplanet web site:
Reported by Charlie Sheen
I recently had the pleasure of sitting down with our 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Hussein Obama, while he was out promoting his health care reform initiative. I requested 30 minutes given the scope and detail of my inquiry; they said I could have 20. Twenty minutes, 1200 seconds, not a lot of time to question the President about one of the most important events in our nation’s history. The following is a transcript of our remarkable discussion.
No, this is not an actual transcript.
It's pretend.
Make believe.
Like most of the 9/11 conspiracy theories.
In the "transcript", Mr. Sheen interviews Obama about 9/11. He brings out the Operation Northwoods document about a staged attack by US forces as a pretext for invading Cuba. Listen guys, we've said this once. We'll say it again: IF THE US GOVERNMENT WANTED TO KEEP IT SECRET, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN KEPT A SECRET.
Other "groundbreaking" new evidence includes the no plane at the Pentagon theory and the Collapse of WTC 7.
Apparently, while he was making stuff up, Mr. Sheen added a line from Obama about how he was a fan of Two and a Half Men, one of the worst TV shows in history. Hey, as long as you're going to make up stuff about the US Government killing 2,000 of it's own citizens, why not?
Go read the whole thing. It's a doozie.
TRIVIA: You know the kid on Two and A Half Men? He was from Texas. His mom used to be a waitress at The Velveta Room. Really.
The Alex Jones Deception
The Alex Jones Deception is here.
Painstakingly assembled by one of the regular readers of the blog Screw Loose Change, the Alex Jones Deception takes a look behind the scenes of one of the biggest conspiracies of 9/11.
We've long been believers in the Alex Jones conspiracy theory.
When you take a look at his activities, some of them just don't add up.
He tries to cover it all with hot air and bluster, but he's merely trying to obfusticate the painfully obvious.
Alex, we're on to you...
As we have talked about on this blog before, consider the facts:
- Alex Jones profited greatly from 9/11
- Alex Jones somehow infiltrated one of the most secret societies on earth, The Bohemian Grove and yet lived to tell about it
- His lawyer donated money to the re-elect George Bush campaign
- His father is a dentist who uses flouride
Here's part one of the Alex Jones Deception. Check out the rest of it on the YouTubes...
Which One Is The Real Joker?
This has got to be seen to be believed.
The boys at the Screw Loose Change blog found a pretty funny video that has Alex Jones going around dressed up as The Joker from Batman,
Apparently, Obama is pulling a "joke" on all of us and is really a tool of the banks and we're all doomed.
Alex hates all the banks, remember, except the ones that gave him his mortage to buy his house with his profits from the 9/11 scam that he helped pull off.
And let's not forget the fact that his lawyer donated $500 to the reelection of George Bush.
Sometimes you gotta wonder who he thinks he's fooling.
Anyway, I think he'd make a better Caesar Romero joker than a Heath Ledger one.
Alex Hitler!
According to conspiracy theorists, the fluoridation of drinking water is one of the most wide ranging conspiracies in the world.
One of the biggest proponents of this theory is our very own favorite, Mr. Alex Jones (left).
But here's the funny part - Alex Jones got his start in broadcasting with some seed money from his father in Austin.
And what does his dad do?
Why, he's a dentist.
Who does what?
Provide fluoridation treatments!!!!
Follow the money, people. Follow the money....
Alex Jones Sues Fans For Doing What He Says!!
BWA HAHAHA!!!
Oh man, this is just too rich.
It seems that Alex Jones is suing one of his cult members for giving away his videos for free.
The funny part is that this is exacty what all of the cult members who came to our page pointed out as an example of why Alex wasn't just in it for the money.
Whoops. Looks like you guys were wrong.
Here's some of the highlights from the post (we had to reformat it a bit because the author was a big fan of 24 point font size text):
LIE: Alex has always said on air PLEASE POST MY VIDEOS AND DOCUMENTARIES EVERYWHERE, make copies, give them away spread my message ..and that's what we were doing , Of course we had advertising space available on the site to try to help supplement the cost of the site and pay forthe server bill (JUST AS YOUR VIDEOS ARE ALL OVER YOU TUBE AND THEY SELL ADVERTISING..WHATS THE DIFFERENCE??? YOU DONT GET ANY CUT FROM YOUTUBES ADVERTISING DO YA??)....
Man, oh man. Too rich.
Be sure to check out our other stories in this saga....
Free memberships to freedomhaters.org for all former Alex Jones cult members!!
Hurry, before it's too late!!
Alex Jones - The Documents!!
Follow up to yesterday's story...
Well, it turned out that Wired also wrote a bit about the whole Weaver/Infowars thing.
And they were nice enough to include the court documents.
We've gone through the paperwork (believe me, you don't want to read the legal definition of what a "computer network" is more than once in your lifetime) and found the highlights for you.
Plus, we've added a very special suprise.
Alex Jones Cozies Up to the NWO
Sorry for another Alex Jones story, but we just had to pass this along...
So it seems that this week, a Virginia man was charged with making online threats against police officers.
And guess where he made the threats?
That's right, infowars.com!
Jeffrey Weaver was charged in the US Federal District Court of Virginia.
Jeffrey (screen name was "F**kThePIGS" - notice the capital use of PIGS at the end there - he's angry) became enraged (see!!) when he read on infowars how a 17-year old died after being Tasered by the police.
Jeffrey left the following comment:
Maybe I should drive to Martinsville with my 9mm Glock and some Teflon coated armor-piercing Black Rhino hollow point rounds and do the world a favor by ridding the world of this piece of s--- pig"
Told you he was angry!!!!
Now this is where the story starts to take an interesting turn...
Alex & The Shirtless Secret Service
Don't know what happened to the last Alex Jones video.
It's not there anymore.
Office of Information Awareness?
Your guess is as good as ours.
Anyway, we found another video of Alex that's just as good. In this one he's chased by shirtless Secret Service guys on bikes.
Thanks to the guys at Screw Loose Change for this.
Check it out after the jump.
Fight The Power With Alex Jones
Hey Kids!
Everyone's favorite 9/11 profiteer is back!!!
Only this time, HE NEEDS YOUR HELP?
Why?
He's fighting the New World Order!! (Be sure to check out that link. Did you know they had their own web site? Me neither.)
So what can you do?
Keep reading after the jump and we'll tell you what you can do to help fight the global conspiracy!
