CONSPIRACY

Caught on Tape: Berlin Poker Tournament Armed Robbery

This story has it all: money, action, foreign intrigue, etc.

On Saturday, six men armed with assault rifles and machetes stormed the European Poker Tour (EPT) in Berlin and made off with the $1.2 million tournament prize money. Who orchestrated this: the screenwriters of the Bourne Supremacy?

As a frequent correspondent of the poker tour, I can’t believe this heist took place in broad daylight in the heart of Berlin. Is German casino security on par with that of a KFC rent-a-cop? The robbers got away unscathed and no serious injuries were reported. Tournament play resumed mere hours after the attack. Yes, armed robberies come-and-go but poker must live on! All I can say is, why don’t I get the exciting tournaments to report on?

You Tube let us experience the mayhem mere minutes after the incident:

 

Vatican Gone Wild: Gay Sex Scandal Rocks Pope’s Residence

 Holy Pope!

Who would have figured that gay male prostitutes would being procured for members inside Pope Benedict’s inner circles? Shocker that Catholic priests are involved in yet another sex scandal–this time at the highest level.  Italian newspapers published transcripts of phone calls recorded by police involving  Angelo Balducci, a Gentleman of His Holiness,  who was caught-on-tape negotiating with Thomas Chinedu Ehiem, a 29-year-old Nigerian Vatican chorister, about men he wanted brought to him for the sexual purposes of getting down papal-style.

Here’s the going rate for male prostitutes (two black Cuban lads,” a former male model from Naples, and a rugby player from Rome) at the Vatican:

2,000 euros ($2,714) per rent boy.

That’s enough to make any holy man get down and pray! I’ll lose all faith in humanity if its disclosed that the Popemobile was involved in transporting the male prostitutes to the Vatican.

Ironically, the police were tapping the Vatican’s phones as part of surveillance that was being  conducted for an unrelated corruption investigation.

 

LAPD Pulls Robert Kennedy’s Assassination Shirt Display: Apologizes Given To RFK Clan

 What the hell is up with this recent rash of clothing linked to famous murders being displayed?

Yesterday, it was reported that O.J. Simpson’s suit from his infamous murder trial was rejected from being shown at the Smithsonian Institution. Today, the LAPD announced that the regret putting on display the clothing worn by Sen. Robert F. Kennedy when he was assassinated in 1968.  Hmmm? How did they think that would slip under the radar of NOT offending members of the Kennedy family.

As a part of the California Homicide Investigators Association Conference in Las Vegas, the exhibition, “Behind-The-Scenes: The LAPD Homicide Experience,” showcased evidence from notorious cases during the past 100 years, including actress Marilyn Monroe’s death, the Manson family murders and the O.J. Simpson homicides. (What’s up with all this O.J. clothing in the news?) This morbid display also featured Robert Kennedy’s  dress shirt, tie and jacket worn on the day of his assignation–until members of the Kennedy clan complained that they were highly offended.

If you’re planning to attend the event, don’t be dismayed: you’ll still be able to see artifacts from the Bank of America shootout and Onion Field killing. Now it’s on to Chicago and let’s win there.

 

 

Does Austin Plane Crash Pilot’s Rambling Suicide Note Sound Like An Alex Jones Manifesto?

 It’s strange how the rambling suicide note written by Austin Texas plane crash pilot Joseph Andrew Stack sounds vaguely like the rantings of paranoid, conspiracy theorist, talk show host, Alex Jones. Guess what? Stack hated Big Brother and was a fanatic tax hater. When I first hear that someone slammed their plane into the IRS building in Austin and had a ranting manifesto (which was revised 27 times) against the government that was titled, “Well Mr. Big Brother IRS man… take my pound of flesh and sleep well,” I thought surely this must be Alex Jones.

alex-jonesBelow is a few excerpts from Stack’s angry manifesto. Can anyone argue that it doesn’t sound exactly like the ramblings of puffy-faced Alex Jones? Or at least the teachings of Jones, along with the tri-corner hat Tea Party Patriots can be heard echoing in his words. Sure disturbed Stack wasn’t a Tea Party member, but this Lone Wolf acted in the footsteps of their ideology–only in the most extreme manner. We laugh when we see the angry Tea Party Town Hall meetings. The group quickly dismisses the few nuts who carry Obama=Hitler signs as not fair representations of the movement. As Joseph Andrew Stack proved, by slamming his plan into the side of Austin’s IRS building, here’s what happens when the lone nuts act out their frustrations. How many other lone ticking time bombs are out there ready to carry out their anti-goverment stance? There words would make Alex Jones and the Tea Party proud; there actions disgust all.

And now, click on to read excerpts from Alex Jones’s, I mean Joseph Andrew Stack’s rambling manifesto……..

 

-We are further brainwashed to believe that there is freedom in this place, and that we should be ready to lay our lives down for the noble principals represented by its founding fathers.

- The joke we call the American medical system, including the drug and insurance companies, are murdering tens of thousands of people a year and stealing from the corpses and victims they cripple, and this country’s leaders don’t see this as important as bailing out a few of their vile, rich cronies. Yet, the political “representatives” (thieves, liars, and self-serving scumbags is far more accurate) have endless time to sit around for year after year and debate the state of the “terrible health care problem”. It’s clear they see no crisis as long as the dead people don’t get in the way of their corporate profits rolling in.

-I know I’m hardly the first one to decide I have had all I can stand. It has always been a myth that people have stopped dying for their freedom in this country, and it isn’t limited to the blacks, and poor immigrants. I know there have been countless before me and there are sure to be as many after. But I also know that by not adding my body to the count, I insure nothing will change. I choose to not keep looking over my shoulder at “big brother” while he strips my carcass, I choose not to ignore what is going on all around me, I choose not to pretend that business as usual won’t continue; I have just had enough.

-I saw it written once that the definition of insanity is repeating the same process over and over and expecting the outcome to suddenly be different. I am finally ready to stop this insanity. Well, Mr. Big Brother IRS man, let’s try something different; take my pound of flesh and sleep well.


The Crotch Bomber

Yes.

The Crotch Bomber.

It sure didn't take long for someone to setup a website and domain, either.

Now, Alex Jones and the rest of the conspiratards are going nuts about a "Sharp Dressed Man" that helped Crotchie get onto the plane.

Ok. So let's assume that this man WAS in fact helped by a well dressed man. Hmmm....so does that mean a conspiracy? 

YES, YOU F**KING IDIOTS!! A conspiracy JUST LIKE on 9/11 when AL QUEDA PLOTTED to fly PLANES INTO BUILDINGS.

Remember the buildings that were hit BY PLANES GOING 500 MILES AN HOUR. DO YOU THINK THAT MIGHT HAVE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE BUILDINGS COLLAPSING?!!!!!

Michael Jackson’s FBI File Revealed: It’s Creepy!

On Tuesday the FBI released their file on Michael Jackson. I guess enough time/distance has gone by since Jacko’s death where the moment is right to pull out his dirty laundry. The 333 page published on the FBI’s website mostly focus on the various child molestation allegation against the gloved one, stemming from 1992-2005.

The FBI case files were made public following Freedom of Information Act requests filed after the pop star’s June 25 death. According to CNN, such TMX-style tidbits include a Canadian social worker:

 

The woman said she was on a cross-country train trip when she “heard questionable noises through a wall.” Michael Jackson was in an adjoining compartment in the train, she told investigators.

Take a gander of the doc and let us know what you think of Michael Jackson and his questionable noises:

What Level Of Hell Is Reserved For Those Who Stole The Auschwitz Sign?

Friday, the infamous  ”Arbeit Macht Frei’‘ sign that hovered over the gates of the former Nazi death camp of Auschwitz was stolen. After a three day intensive search police recovered the sign, cut into pieces, in Krakow Poland.

Five Polish men were apprehended over the crime but it’s wont disclose their reason for the theft? Were they Neo-Nazis or were they anti-Nazis like in the Tarantino flick, Inglourious Basterds?

Regardless, desecrating a memorial where millions of Jews were murdered pretty much assures a reserved first-class seat in Hell alongside the likes of the D.C. Sniper, and execs at Goldman Sachs.

 

Video: God Promises 30% Increase In Global Warming By 2012 While at Copenhagen Climate Conference

 

 

 

Now that Sarah Palin has exposed the whole climate change hoax proposed by rogue scientists, Lee Camp has some solutions on how to solve global warming:

 

Free Raffaele Sollecito!

 Okay, all the press stories on the Amanda Knox case are forgetting the other victim in this macabre  story. It’s time to start a campaign to free Raffaele Sollecito: Knox’s Italian  ex-boyfriend who was sentenced to 24 years in prison. Wasn’t he also framed by his own Italian courts? Did the Italian media also hate him because sometimes they hate their fellow Italians? Isn’t this just a crude representation on how Italian society views Italian ex-boyfriends of American women? Is he being punished for being an Italian who loved an American? Was he declared guilty because the jury was both anti-American and anti-Italian? 

Chant with me: Free Raffaele Sollecito! Free Raffaele Sollecito! Free Raffaele Sollecito!

 

The Amanda Knox Defense And Italian Porn Stars

 

Argh! The CNN Amanda Knox media drum beats on.

Two more hours of straight coverage. It was the top story over the heath care issue. In the American media it’s a game of good guy versus bad buy with no gray area in between. (Or beautiful blond girl versus sleazy, corrupt, Italians.) 

One of the defense arguments is that Amanda Knox had a railroad conviction because of her sexually deviant and pot smoking lifestyle being Italy is a much more conservative country. Really? Is that what they are going with!? 

 

Italy is the country where a porn star, Milly D’Abbraccio, put a bid in to win a seat in Rome’s city hall–hoping to tap into her massive Italian, male fan base. Further on her campaign posters, Milly bared her porn star ass:

Milly D'Abbraccio poster

Would someone running for office in the United States be able to show their ass on their campaign poster? In 1960  Fellini’s La Dolce Vita introduced the world to marvelous breasts.  Mistrial! Mistrial!  Didn’t Italy convict one of their own (ex-boyfriend Raffaele Sollecito) in the trial as well? Why isn’t Italy outraged at this “injustice”? Others say this is a representation of Italy’s outlook on women. (Not only that but also Italy’s outlook on the ex-boyfriends of women as well.)

A murder weapon was found with Amanda Knox’s blood on it. Strange, if this trial were held in the United States the evidence would still wield a conviction. (Extra especially for a black person.)